From funny to daring, from James Bond to Yakuza, for jobs to weddings to casual, here are 101 suit quotes for Instagram for men that you can use for every mood & occasion.
Hey stud. Guy here. So you have just bought a suit. And just taken a picture to show off. You have my respect. We might hate the British, but we have to give it to them for introducing the world to suits. Everyone in the world from the mafia to Yakuza to the navy to James Bond to wall-streeters — everyone wears a suit. That’s because suits are awesome.
It makes me sad that a lot of people don’t own a suit. But when I’m sad, I stop being sad, and wear a suit instead. So if you’ve just taken your suit pic at a party or office or interview, here are 101 quotes that you can use.
These are 100% original, and not just blatant rip-offs of the same quotes that everyone on the internet is copying. So feel free to give us credit if you use these suit quotes for instagram by tagging us @shilpaahujadotcom.
Short Captions: Suit Quotes for Instagram for Men
Are you the kinda guy who hates long captions on Instagram? In fact, who hates writing captions altogether? I feel you, bro. Brevity is the soul to wit. That’s why I’m gonna start with short suit quotes for Instagram. 10 words or less. Take it or leave it.
Here are some hashtags you can add: #threepiecesuit #suitup #suited #suit #suitsusa #suitstyle #tiefashion #dapperman
1. If you don’t own a suit, the suits end up owning you.
2. Never mess with a guy in a suit.
3. Wearing jeans has never been my strong suit.
4. Never trust a man who buys his suits online.
5. It takes money to look this rich. Unless it’s a rental.
6. “I don’t find guys in suits attractive” — said no woman ever.
7. It is totally impossible to be badly-dressed in a suit.
8. Suits are not boring. They’re tasteful.
9.What do gangstas and James Bond have in common? Suits.
10. When in doubt, wear a suit.
11. A suit is the uniform of success. And elegance.
12. Whatever the guy in a suit is doing, others will follow suit.
13. Keep calm and come to the dark side. – Abhishek Sareen
14. “And that’s that.” — Sam (Ace) Rothstein
15. It takes practice to wear a suit.
16. Making people jealous — one suit at a time.
17. Today I look important. At least my suit does!
18. Suit makes you look serious. Seriously successful.
19. Everyone looks good in a suit. Even losers.
20. If it doesn’t fit, it’s not a suit.
21. Suits. Not everybody can carry them.
22. Jeans do not “suit” my tasteful approach.
23. A man with suits is a man without limitations.
24. Everybody be cool, this is fashion robbery.
25. Keep your friends close, but your suits even closer.
26. Remember who you are.
Tailored Suit Quotes
Suits are best when they are custom-made. Ready-made suits are for suckers. Anyone who wears one knows that. So let’s start with some formal dress quotes for Instagram to use with your pic. Add hashtags like:
#tailored #tailoredmade #pocketsquare #doublebreasted #tailor #dapperman #bespokesuit #suiting #bespoketailor #tailoring #bespoke #dandy #madetomeasure #bespokesuits
27. Wearing a perfectly-tailored suit, and having a beautiful woman by his side is every man’s dream. Ever. There’s a reason James Bond franchise is nearly 60 years old!
28. A suit needs to fit. There’s a reason it’s called a suit.
29. Crazy trendy fashion doesn’t really suit anyone. But a well-tailored suit can make just about anyone feel handsome.
30. Happiness is… finding a perfectly-fitted suit on your birthday.
31. I like wearing a suit and a tie. But there’s nothing more I like than catching your eye.
32. Women will never know the pleasures of a owning well-tailored suit that can never go out of fashion.
33. Nothing can match the charm and dignity of a custom-tailored suit.
Job/Career Related Men’s Quotes about Suits
Got a new suit for your job or interview? Or taking a fake “candid” pic at your workplace? Here are some formal wear quotes that you can use on Instagram. Add some hashtags with it:
#suitstyle #suiting #suitsformen #suitsupply #suited #doublebreasted #whitesuit #suitup
34. For me, growing up has always meant getting a real job that could allow me to wear a suit!
35. Wearing a suit will increase your chances of getting a job by 83%. True story.
36. A clean haircut, tie, three-piece and a load-full of confidence — now I’m ready for my briefcase-and-power-suit career.
37. Wear a suit. Work hard. This may seem like a burden to some, but to others, a dignified lifestyle.
38. For many men, for many years, suits were just a uniform. Now the’re a choice. A choice to be well-dressed.
39. A suit isn’t just something men wear to work. It’s kind of a lifestyle that a powerful man leads, it’s a statement of class. And success.
40. “Clothes don’t make a man, but clothes have got many a man a good job.”
—Herbert Harold Vreeland
41. The suit doesn’t make you a CEO. But it sure does help you look like one.
Funny Suit Captions for Men
Need some ideas for suit quotes for Instagram that go with your witty personality? Don’t worry, we got you covered. From self-deprecatory to imposter-syndrome-coverers, here are some funny quotes you can use. Add hashtags like:
#suitup #suited #threepiecesuit #shirtandtie #suitandtie #suitlife #dandy #suitedup #suit #suiting #tie
42. Men who wear suits don’t make yo’ mama jokes.
43. I put on a suit and suddenly, I feel like a guy on a magazine cover!
44. Any other garment: Good physique is important.
Suits: Not that much.
45. Fit- check. Fabric- check. Color- check. Price- check. Now all I need is an opportunity to wear this suit.
46. Forget the sweatsuits and bring on the real suits. That’s what swagger is all about!
47. You wanna feel like a gangsta? First get a good suit.
48. Whatever you do in life, it’s not legendary unless you’re doing it in a suit. Barney Stinson said this. True story.
49. James Bond is the alternate reality every man in a suit wants to be in.
50. Wearing a four-hundred-dollar suit with a million dollar smile for your priceless “like” on this selfie!
Attitude Quotes About Suits for Men
Wearing suits is making you full of attitude. I get it. But don’t keep it to yourself. Show it off, dude. Here are some suit quotes for Instagram that’ll help you wear your attitude on your sleeve.
#attitudeproblem #suits #suited #suit #attitudeiseverything #attitude_reloaded #swagersouls
51. You know, wearing anything other than a suit has never been a strong suit of mine.
52. “For guys like me, a suit washes away your sins. It’s like a mortality car wash.” — inspired by Sam (Ace) Rothstein
53. There’s no other attire that changes how people see you than a formal suit. It transforms you into someone confident, successful, dignified – even if you’re just sin in a suit!
54. Suits have personalities, too. What will suit one may not suit another.
55. There’s a difference between an expensive suit and a cheap one. And you know it when you wear one.
56. The perfectly spun fabric, a precise fit, a strong silhouette — a great suit is pure poetry.
57. No one in the room is ever quite as handsome as a guy a dark suit.
58. Some people think a suit is the epitome of luxury. I just think it’s the only attire that makes sense.
59. Suits are not just a part of my wardrobe. They’re a part of my personality.
60. Wearing a suit truly makes you feel that you can do anything.
61. In some places, suits make a man blend in. In others, they make him stand out. Either way, they never make him unstylish.
62. In this world, there’s two kinds of people — those who wear suits, and those who don’t.
63. Those who think they’re well-dressed in anything but a suit are kidding themselves!
64. A man who can pull off a simple suit knows the rules of proper dressing. Fashion is sometimes just about austerity.
66. If wearing a suit isn’t your strong suit, then you need to change clothes!
67. Real luxury is not just wearing any expensive suit. It’s Armani.
68. I’m not slave to my suits. I just know that people respect a man wearing one.
69. Put those baggy tee-shirts and jeans away. I’m most comfortable in a suit.
70. When style and sophistication join hands and get perfected, a suit is born.
Quotes about the Power of Wearing Suits
A suit makes you feel powerful, successful, as does taking a picture in it! So add one of these captions and show off your power to the world. Here are some looking sharp quotes to add, and you can also use some of these hashtags:
#sartorial #suitandtie #tiefashion #tailoredsuit #pocketsquares #sartorialist #dapper #gqstyle
71. When you wear a suit, people you hate will hate you. That’s when you win.
72. Wearing a suit makes people hesitant to talk to you. And that’s a good thing.
73. A good suit doesn’t just make you look successful. It also makes you composed and sophisticated.
74. Wearing the perfect suit is a process. First you have to get to know yourself. Then find something that shows your quality without having to say it.
75. Why would I wear anything else when I could look powerful in a suit?
76. A suit is the only attire that makes a man be noticed without trying.
77. When men set out to win the game of life, they dress up. A tailored-suit. Formal shoes. The success uniform.
78. Jeans is what you wear when you don’t know who you are. A suit is what you wear when you know yourself, the world around you and how to run it.
79. Wearing a suit doesn’t make you Yakuza. But the suit sure helps you feel confident.
Famous Suit Quotes for Instagram for Men
Everyone knows how great suits are – not just me. Here are some suit quotes for Instagram by famous celebrities that you can use. These quotes on dressing classy are for every mood and occasion.
80. “If you want to preach a revolutionary message, wear a suit.” — Nelson Mandela
81. “You can take on the world in a good suit.” — Michael Caine
82. “Stay out of the spotlight. It fades your suit.” — Lew Wasserman
83. “Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.” — Barney Stinson
84. “A man in a well tailored suit will always shine brighter than a guy in an off-the-rack suit.” — Michael Kors
85. “The evolution of the capitalist style of life could be easily – and perhaps most tellingly-described in terms of the genesis of the modern lounge suit.” — Arlo Guthrie
86. “I can go all over the world with just three outfits: a blue blazer and gray flannel pants, a gray flannel suit, and black tie.” — Pierre Cardin
87. “Putting on a beautifully designed suit elevates my spirit, extols my sense of self, and helps define me as a man to whom details matter.” — Gay Talese
Well Dressed Man Quotes
Looking for some quotes on being well-dressed that are not specifically suit-related? Here are some good ideas for formal dress status for Instagram:
88. “Dressing well is a form of good manners.” — Tom Ford
89. “I don’t have dreams, I have goals.” — Harvey Specter
90. “Looking good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect.” — Charles Hix
91. “Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.” — Oscar Wilde
92. “Looking good is even more important than looking where you’re going.” — Jeremy Clarkson
93. “Style is the perfection of a point of view.” — Richard Eberhart
94. “Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.” — Arthur Ashe
95. “A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.” — Oscar Wilde
96. “A man should look as if he had bought his clothes with intelligence, put them on with care, and then forget all about them.” — Hardy Amies
97. “The boor covers himself, the rich man or the fool adorns himself, and the elegant man gets dressed.” — Honoré de Balzac
98. “Dress up your sportswear and dress down your formal wear.” — Luciano Barbera
99. “He who goes against the fashion is himself its slave.” — Logan Pearsall Smith
100. “Style is when they’re running you out of town and you make it look like you’re leading the parade.”
— William Battie
101. “Clothing is ultimately the suit of armor in which we battle the world.” — Sophia Amoruso
So I hope this list of suit quotes for Instagram was helpful. Do show me your pic by tagging us @shilpaahujadotcom on Instagram. Don’t worry, Shilpa will show me all your pics. Let the suit revolution begin!
The Guy is very handsome, and loves being misunderstood. He loves sports, cars, sports cars and women. He’s an expert on men’s fashion and lifestyle, but frankly, he’s also an expert on women’s fashion, particularly when it comes to looking sexy. Follow him on Twitter @slubguy where he posts the hot photo-shoots he does for Shilpa Ahuja, and writes his opinions on sports and politics. For feedback and questions and any advice, email [email protected]